Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman….
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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I WAS SCAMMED…
I ORDERED A BLOW UP DOLL…
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SENT…
Why now days shopping online is more safe!!!
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered….They don’t come to change the family, they are here to… (READ ON!)
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
“My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .”No, I will never do that, never in a million years.”
“What do you mean my child?” asked the father-in-law.
“What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);
Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!
“And what are you here for?” enquired the mother-in-law.
“AS FOR ME, I’M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!”
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are….
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?
Third Questi on:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
Scroll down for answer…..
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you’ll get the last question right…
….Maybe
Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple…. Like you!
Superman or Batman??????????????
Male or Female?????????????????????
Look like a chicken, taste like a chicken but………
